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The Importance of Being Kissed

Is there anything sweeter that the uncomfortable unfeeling you get on a first date? When you’re so nervous you can’t stop rubbing your arms and keep glancing at everyone but the person sitting in front of you, only for you … Continue reading

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Oh, I Could While Away the Hours

‘Banking online banking online banking online’ It’s as good a mantra as any. I spend my entire LUAS journey home repeating this over and over, trying to not focus on the non-nationals and nackers speaking at the top of their … Continue reading

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Into the Blue Again, After the Money’s Gone

“You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack, You may find yourself in another part of the world, You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a … Continue reading

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Like a Pop Up Tent, Only Better

I’m taking a rest between the three stages of changing my bed linen when I realise what an odd thing this is to do. My bed isn’t particularly large or the duvet particularly heavy, yet every time I change the … Continue reading

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Never Relax, and never mind Frankie

The Law of Averages is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time. For example, if I date enough guys the law of averages says that I’ll eventually like one of them enough to stay with him. … Continue reading

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Never Relax, and never mind Frankie

The Law of Averages is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time. For example, if I date enough guys the law of averages says that I’ll eventually like one of them enough to stay with him. … Continue reading

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Ladies Night

“What’s the story with your man Gary?” Saturday night in Dublin city and all the ladies are out to celebrate my birthday. We’re dressed to the nines, we’re giddy and there’s a smell of mischief in the air so strong … Continue reading

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