Monthly Archives: November 2010

Drowned World / Substitute for Love

‘Nothing takes the past away/ like the future.’ Too many years ago I got offered two jobs on the same day; one with a huge bank where I’d be the under-secretary to the under-secretary of some nobody. (Anglo, actually!) The … Continue reading

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Is it Not Enough that I talk to Myself?

I follow Dr Sam’s finger as it points upward towards…? Towards what? Towards the lady doctor on the floor above. Oh crap, does he think there’s something wrong with my down-below? Great, that’s all I need. But wait, how the … Continue reading

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Talk to the Hand? Nah, talk to the Head…

(aka How to Keep – And Hold – A Man’s Attention) Not an easy task, right? Imagine you’re an overworked, underpaid, utterly exhausted and in need of some attention female. Hmm. So, you flick open FB and start chatting to … Continue reading

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Shoes for the Late Night Shimmy Shimmy

What is it with me and shoes? I think I have about 115 pairs. Of heels, that is. That doesn’t count ballet flats, hooker boots, flip-flops, wedges…the list goes on. I definitely have a shoe fetish. In order to qualify … Continue reading

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